Seized Vehicle

🚓 Operation “Oops, I Did It Thrice” – Bethersden Patrol Highlights

On the 12th October 2025, while patrolling the scenic lanes of Bethersden, local officers struck gold — or rather, a jackpot of motoring misfortune.

A vehicle was stopped under suspicion of having no insurance. The driver, fresh from a heroic food shopping expedition, was found to be driving with:

That’s right — a hat trick of motoring misdemeanours. If driving illegally were a sport, this gent would be Premier League.

The vehicle was promptly seized, the driver issued a ticket for the offences, and also reported for the lack of tax. We’re calling it the “Triple Whammy Special” — now available at your nearest impound lot.

This shopping trip turned out to be less “meal deal” and more “deal with this mess.” It’ll cost him a few quid (and then some) to get back on the road legally — assuming he doesn’t try to do it on a skateboard next time.